How to playSober
As A Judge

Real cases · your verdict · wrong = drink

You are the bench. Every case gets a verdict — guilty or not — and when the court overrules you, you drink.

Upheld, you’re clear · overruled, you drink

Drink

How a session runs

  1. Open the bench

    Start a game and you’re the Chief Justice. Share the four-letter room code; the rest of the bench votes from their phones.

  2. Set the length

    Quick (5 cases), Standard (10 cases), or Marathon (the full docket).

  3. Hear the case

    The charge and the facts land — names, citation and outcome held back. Argue it out with the bench.

  4. Cast your verdict

    Everyone taps Guilty or Not Guilty and locks in. No changing your mind once it’s in.

  5. Bang the gavel

    The court finds the defendant — the real ruling, the reasoning, and the case citation, revealed at last.

  6. Pour accordingly

    Everyone who called it wrong owes sips. Read the court right and you’re clear. Next case.

What a wrong call costs

Every wrong call
2sips

Every case counts the same. The bar tab keeps a running count of every sip owed.

Tipping the scales

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Shield

Three verdicts right in a row earns a shield. It soaks up your next wrong call — walk away dry.

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Sentence

Only Jurist who got it right? You get to hand 2 sips to whichever guilty conscience you choose.

🥂

Cheers & overruled

The whole bench right is a flawless bench — cheers all round. The whole bench wrong is overruled — everyone drinks.

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Contempt

Miss two in a row and you’re held in contempt of court — no penalty but the shame of it.

The Chief Justice’s powers

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Recess

Between cases or mid-vote, the Chief Justice can call a recess. Every phone shows the bar tab while the bench stretches its legs; verdicts already cast are kept. Back to the bench resumes exactly where court left off.

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Adjourn

Had enough? The Chief Justice can adjourn court early — tap twice to confirm — and go straight to the awards, scored on the cases played so far.

Last call — the awards

Sober As A Judge
The sharpest bench
Most verdicts called correctly
Drunkest Jurist
The heaviest tab
Most sips owed when the gavel falls

The concession stand

Beyond the base docket, themed Case Packs unlock more collections — held to the same standard, real cases with real citations. Buy once; it unlocks for your whole bench.

House rules

Enter the courtroom →

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