Sober As A Judge

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Take Me Out to the Courthouse · Extra Innings · Seventh-Inning Stretch · Doubleheader

Case library

Every case in Sober As A Judge is a real U.S. court case. Here are the facts as the court had them, the issue, and the citation. The verdict stays in the game: read the brief, call it with your friends, and drink if you get it wrong.

This shelf holds the baseball dockets: 153 real cases in four series, Take Me Out to the Courthouse, Extra Innings, Seventh-Inning Stretch and Doubleheader, for lawyers (and everyone else) who live for the game.

Foul Territory · 15 cases

Hot dogs, foul balls, mascots and a parking-lot beating: fifteen real fights over who answers when the game comes into the stands. Extended Session.

Players in the Dock · 9 cases

A hacked scouting database, a gambling interpreter, tax cheats and a Brooklyn brawl: big-leaguers and baseball men in the criminal courts. Regular Session.

The Reserve Clause · 10 cases

Jumped contracts, free agency and baseball's strange antitrust exemption: ten courtroom fights over who owns a ballplayer and a ball club. Regular Session.

The Commissioner's Office · 5 cases

Owners and leagues take the commissioner to court over 'the best interests of baseball.' Short Session.

Who Owns the Game? · 5 cases

Fantasy stats, parody cards, a Brooklyn bar and 'Who's on First?': who owns baseball's names, numbers and stories. Short Session.

Extra Innings · Beanballs & Bleachers · 15 cases

Foul balls, a flying chair, a muddy outfield and a bat carried to the mound: fifteen real cases about who pays when baseball hurts someone. Extended Session.

Extra Innings · The Shadow Dugout · 10 cases

A clubhouse caterer, a steroid supplier, ballplayer smugglers, a trimmed baseball card and a closer at a jewelry counter: baseball's criminal underside. Regular Session.

Extra Innings · The Front Office · 10 cases

A ravine for a ballpark, a franchise heading south, lights at an old park, a radio station in a rented house, tax bills, a banned manager and a clubhouse door: baseball's business in court. Regular Session.

Extra Innings · Baseball's Exemption · 5 cases

A farmhand, a Mexican League jumper, a radio station, minor leaguers and a city all take a swing at baseball's one-of-a-kind antitrust exemption. Short Session.

Extra Innings · Cards & Faces · 5 cases

Gum cards, an invented biography, a beer ad and the TV broadcast: who owns a ballplayer's face. Short Session.

Seventh-Inning Stretch · Off the Bench · 14 cases

The Babe in a jail cell, a manager asleep at a green light, a payroll manager, a clubhouse stash and a forged-autograph wholesaler: baseball people in the criminal courts. Extended Session.

Seventh-Inning Stretch · Heads Up! · 10 cases

Line drives, warm-up throws, a ball over the top of the screen and a stampede for a souvenir: ten real fights over who pays when the ball leaves the field. Regular Session.

Seventh-Inning Stretch · The Paper Chase · 10 cases

Play-by-play by telephone, tabletop leagues, the Babe's calendar, underpaid scouts and Shoeless Joe's back salary: who owns the money baseball makes off the field. Regular Session.

Seventh-Inning Stretch · Stadium Wars · 5 cases

Tax money, county bonds, a ballot petition, neighborhood parkland and a car dealer's crusade: five courtroom fights over who pays for the ballpark. Short Session.

Seventh-Inning Stretch · Bush Leagues · 5 cases

A flying bat on the West Coast, a payoff for Seattle, a catcher who jumped back and overflow bleachers: the minor leagues in court. Short Session.

Doubleheader · Rain Delay · 10 cases

Cheap bleachers, batting practice, a broken bat and a trip to the concourse, plus four ballplayers' drug cases: ten trials to fill the wait. Regular Session.

Doubleheader · Double Play · 5 cases

A throw between innings, an usher's promise, TV blackouts, the 'evil empire' and a card collector's bible: five quick rulings. Short Session.

Doubleheader · Bottom of the Ninth · 5 cases

An oversold playoff, a riverfront stadium, forty dropped farm teams, a jumping outfielder and one more season in the Dome: five last-chance cases. Short Session.